Free Dog....

...comes with one year supply of dog food. New owner must be willing to expend endless energy on running, playing and snuggling with dog. Dog prefers people food and will sometimes refuse dog food, especially after a day of being fed from the table by a certain one-year-old from her high chair. Dog has a tendency to chew things, a habit which current owner thought was (finally!) limited to toys left out in the yard, but since last night includes wood trim in the house after doggie got freaked out by the sound of the ice maker. Current owner not very happy with doggie. This loveable but pain-in-the-you-know-what doggie either needs a new home soon or a brain transplant. Donations for this procedure currently being accepted.