Sound bytes

All this morning...

Victor: "That's just the way life is, Lucy."

Lucy: "Mom, the baby just ate a pencil."

Me: "Why is there a pretzel stick lodged in my shirt?"

Victor: "mom, instead of washing my hands, I washed the bathroom sink for you. I used water, soap, a cloth and a wipey. Those were all of my tools. Sure did take me a long time."